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suckmy12inchThis Code Veronica novel ain't bad. I'd already heard about Alfred's cross-dressing problems but it was still creepy as hell >_>
And apparently Alexia has MIND POWERS. wtf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING JUST RANDOMLY ATE RODGRIGO LMFAO. Aw. That's a crap way to die after saving Claire. wait he's not dead, just covered in worm bile, yuck
Actually while I'm at it, I like how the book mentions how much Umbrella likes its crazy keys. It's fun when they have a go at explaining game mechanics.
OH FUCK YES AT LAST ALBERT WESKER
I also love how it's like "LOL CEILING!ALFRED AND CEILING!WESKER" with their screens and watching people run round being chased by various nasties. It's more fun when it's Wesker, Alfred is too refined when he's upset whereas Wesker is like, "D= That dick just blew up the hunter."
Wow he really is happy to see Chris. A dark wonderful joy spread through his entire body... *cough cough*
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BIT IN THE WHOLE BOOK, I'M GONNA COPY IT DOWN FOR POSTERITY:
'"Tell me, is your sister good-looking? Do you think she might be interested in some action, because I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe -"
Chris flailed at Wesker, the helpless fury in his eyes absolutely gorgeous.'
It's okay Chris, I would flail too. Ttly not gay, rite, Wesker??
Also I really do not get Alexia's mind powers.
I need to either play the other games, or read the Let's Play thread or something and see if they explain about what's made Wesker so uber-awesome, as I am constantly reminded in this part of the book.
Oh, Wesker's saying hi to Alexia. I think I watched this on Youtube once, he started running on the walls like Spider-Man. Bless, it's all awkward for him (according to the novel anyway).
Seriously, this MIND POWER shit makes NO SENSE. Meh. RUN WESKER RUN. Oh awww, he ran on the walls in the game, he just flees here.
dsopifdguidfgiuiufdgdfg AAAAAAWWWWW STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh that's just really cruel. Wait, the second RE film totally stole that. Hmph.
Hah. HURRAY FOR UNEXPLAINED ROCKET LAUNCHERS.
Huh. Another mention of the Trent guy. Is he a doulbe-agent or something? Then again, if he's not even in the games, it makes no difference.
WELP. That took me far too long to finish but I definitely enjoyed it as a book and as part of Resident Evil.
...Wait, I have a chemistry test tomorrow, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOTTA REVISE.
And apparently Alexia has MIND POWERS. wtf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING JUST RANDOMLY ATE RODGRIGO LMFAO. Aw. That's a crap way to die after saving Claire. wait he's not dead, just covered in worm bile, yuck
Actually while I'm at it, I like how the book mentions how much Umbrella likes its crazy keys. It's fun when they have a go at explaining game mechanics.
OH FUCK YES AT LAST ALBERT WESKER
I also love how it's like "LOL CEILING!ALFRED AND CEILING!WESKER" with their screens and watching people run round being chased by various nasties. It's more fun when it's Wesker, Alfred is too refined when he's upset whereas Wesker is like, "D= That dick just blew up the hunter."
Wow he really is happy to see Chris. A dark wonderful joy spread through his entire body... *cough cough*
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BIT IN THE WHOLE BOOK, I'M GONNA COPY IT DOWN FOR POSTERITY:
'"Tell me, is your sister good-looking? Do you think she might be interested in some action, because I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe -"
Chris flailed at Wesker, the helpless fury in his eyes absolutely gorgeous.'
It's okay Chris, I would flail too. Ttly not gay, rite, Wesker??
Also I really do not get Alexia's mind powers.
I need to either play the other games, or read the Let's Play thread or something and see if they explain about what's made Wesker so uber-awesome, as I am constantly reminded in this part of the book.
Oh, Wesker's saying hi to Alexia. I think I watched this on Youtube once, he started running on the walls like Spider-Man. Bless, it's all awkward for him (according to the novel anyway).
Seriously, this MIND POWER shit makes NO SENSE. Meh. RUN WESKER RUN. Oh awww, he ran on the walls in the game, he just flees here.
dsopifdguidfgiuiufdgdfg AAAAAAWWWWW STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh that's just really cruel. Wait, the second RE film totally stole that. Hmph.
Hah. HURRAY FOR UNEXPLAINED ROCKET LAUNCHERS.
Huh. Another mention of the Trent guy. Is he a doulbe-agent or something? Then again, if he's not even in the games, it makes no difference.
WELP. That took me far too long to finish but I definitely enjoyed it as a book and as part of Resident Evil.
...Wait, I have a chemistry test tomorrow, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOTTA REVISE.
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Date: 2008-12-09 08:45 pm (UTC)Alexia's mind powers? Wat.
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Date: 2008-12-09 09:42 pm (UTC)Sheva and Leon are just like, "...wat." D:
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Date: 2008-12-11 07:02 pm (UTC)And Wesker injected himself with some virus or another I believe which is why he can survive bloody nuclear explosions. Did you know there was gonna be a rocket launcher in DMC in place of the jackpot bit, yup.
Yeah Wesker says something very pervy in CV... something along the lines of 'oh chris little fishy come see my hook' the rest of the time he's just strangling and kicking, in the game he has much more interest in Chris than Claire lol.
The Steve bit is sad, sad!! Even seeing it in bad graphics is saaad.
Okay when I gets all the games I'm gonna drag you round and demand you watch/help me play so you will understand for RE5 *nods*.
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