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This Code Veronica novel ain't bad. I'd already heard about Alfred's cross-dressing problems but it was still creepy as hell >_>

And apparently Alexia has MIND POWERS. wtf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING JUST RANDOMLY ATE RODGRIGO LMFAO. Aw. That's a crap way to die after saving Claire. wait he's not dead, just covered in worm bile, yuck

Actually while I'm at it, I like how the book mentions how much Umbrella likes its crazy keys. It's fun when they have a go at explaining game mechanics.

OH FUCK YES AT LAST ALBERT WESKER

I also love how it's like "LOL CEILING!ALFRED AND CEILING!WESKER" with their screens and watching people run round being chased by various nasties. It's more fun when it's Wesker, Alfred is too refined when he's upset whereas Wesker is like, "D= That dick just blew up the hunter."

Wow he really is happy to see Chris. A dark wonderful joy spread through his entire body... *cough cough*

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BIT IN THE WHOLE BOOK, I'M GONNA COPY IT DOWN FOR POSTERITY:

'"Tell me, is your sister good-looking? Do you think she might be interested in some action, because I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe -"

Chris flailed at Wesker, the helpless fury in his eyes absolutely gorgeous.'

It's okay Chris, I would flail too. Ttly not gay, rite, Wesker??

Also I really do not get Alexia's mind powers.

I need to either play the other games, or read the Let's Play thread or something and see if they explain about what's made Wesker so uber-awesome, as I am constantly reminded in this part of the book.

Oh, Wesker's saying hi to Alexia. I think I watched this on Youtube once, he started running on the walls like Spider-Man. Bless, it's all awkward for him (according to the novel anyway).

Seriously, this MIND POWER shit makes NO SENSE. Meh. RUN WESKER RUN. Oh awww, he ran on the walls in the game, he just flees here.

dsopifdguidfgiuiufdgdfg AAAAAAWWWWW STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh that's just really cruel. Wait, the second RE film totally stole that. Hmph.

Hah. HURRAY FOR UNEXPLAINED ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

Huh. Another mention of the Trent guy. Is he a doulbe-agent or something? Then again, if he's not even in the games, it makes no difference.

WELP. That took me far too long to finish but I definitely enjoyed it as a book and as part of Resident Evil.

...Wait, I have a chemistry test tomorrow, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOTTA REVISE.

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See? Am I right in saying S.D. Perry fucking ships Chris / Wesker? So full of fucking gay.

Alexia's mind powers? Wat.

Oh god, you'd have to be completely blind to miss it.

I have no clue, it's just like Alxeia's all "I WILL USE MY MIND TO SEE WHERE EVERYONE IS RAWR" and she's opening doors and stuff and it's just very o_O what?

I wanna read the first novel, now, to see if it is just as bad.

That is weird... uh. I wasn't aware of any of that shit in the games. EVERYONE MUST HAVE MIND POWERS IN GAMES, EVEN THE NORMAL FOLK.

It probably is, if it's the same author. XD

LMAO. They must do, seriously. It could explain a lot.

....ohlord. |D

Sheva and Leon are just like, "...wat." D:

It's hilarious. But horribly disturbing. But then the whole book is full of weird disturbing stuff >_>

I can imagine. I need to read the RE2 novel sometime too, since I don't have RE2 with me, and I think my brother has my copy of the game with his old PSX stuff.

I haven't got a clue what happens in which order >_> I'd probably prefer reading the novels anyway because I'm too wimpish to finish the games myself XD

Well uuuh I have Code Veronica, so you know you could actually PLAY it - in exchange for my t-shirt :P

And Wesker injected himself with some virus or another I believe which is why he can survive bloody nuclear explosions. Did you know there was gonna be a rocket launcher in DMC in place of the jackpot bit, yup.

Yeah Wesker says something very pervy in CV... something along the lines of 'oh chris little fishy come see my hook' the rest of the time he's just strangling and kicking, in the game he has much more interest in Chris than Claire lol.

The Steve bit is sad, sad!! Even seeing it in bad graphics is saaad.

Okay when I gets all the games I'm gonna drag you round and demand you watch/help me play so you will understand for RE5 *nods*.

Yeah but you know how bad I am with stuff like Haunting Ground >_> AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR SHIRT. UH. Maybe I can bring it on Saturday, you come say HI and I give you?

Hmph, rocket launchers FAIL in comparison to super twin powers and stuff. Also, Wesker is just a weird freak.

Oh it was really sad in the book! Like in the movie with whathisface, Matt.

Ah this is a GOOD PLAN. Hah, help you play >_> let me remind me, I really do suck at these things. I still haven't tried to get the regenerator.