suckmy12inch | (no subject)

asdjksdh that entire movie series makes me rage.

this one would make you rage most of all. it made me want to cry.

yeah, the clips that i found on imdb made me go "....wat" :/

not to mention fail!wesker

edit: lol large fail!wesker pic is fail

Edited 2010-09-10 22:04 (UTC)

LMFAO YEAH THAT BIT? IS BASICALLY COMPLETELY LIFTED FROM THAT BIT IN RE5 WHERE HE THROWS THE GLASSES AND BEATS UP CHRIS/SHEVA EXCEPT IT'S CLAIRE NOT SHEVA and just ugh

PFFFFF YES BECAUSE RE FANS WOULD TOTALLY NOT CATCH THAT

good game, hollywood. good fucking game >/

it's kind of embarrassing HOW MUCH THEY RIPPED and it just doesn't work because movie!Wesker is NOT game!Wesker. Movie!Wesker, hereafter known as Failsker, just doesn't have all of Realsker's history.

you expected it to be decent?

I DIDN'T BUT IT WAS WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED

HOW BAD WAS IT

dude i just

look at the comments in this post, that should tell you something. I cannot believe what they did to Wesker.

You, me, a video camera and a bunch of people filming our own version of Resident Evil?

A THOUSAND TIMES YES~

GREAT.

I still say we need to do Outbreak as a film.

I agreeeeeeeee, that'd probably make a pretty awesome film.

It would be. Though I think we might have to cut out the zoo. :| I don't think we can dress an elephant up like a zombie.

...papier mache zombie elephant.

LOL that would be the best ever.

Man is it so bad that I am totally thinking about sitting down and blocking out this script?

Biggest question: do we redo the entire original opening of RE shot by shot just for the bad dialogue?

I'd love you if you did do this script~

AND HAHAHA YES, YES WE DO.

Ffff I might start on this. :|a

AWESOME.

CAN I COME?

Sure! ♥

Fantastic! ♥

ARGHAHTGLSKJ

I actually stormed out of the theatre angry after that... that sequel-teaser in the credits. Whatever you want to call it.

Man. There was NOTHING redeemable about that film. And here I was convinced: "It can't POSSIBLY be worse than the second one was."

YES. YES IT CAN.

THAT SEQUEL BIT AT THE END OSIDFHSDF LMFAO WHY. WHY ISN'T THIS SERIES OVER. WHEN WILL IT EVER END.

I didn't rage, if only because I came to accept that these movies will never satisfy....that and one of my bffs showed up in zombie slaying gear plus golf-club just for me. (The shot of Zombie beforehand had me pleasantly buzzed going in too :|a).

I think my expectations were set too high, sob... but that's awesome of your friend! ...And what's Zombie?

I warned you.

I told you to repent.

I offered to call an exorcist to get rid of those thoughts you had of actually being optimistic...

AND NOW YOU PAY WITH YOUR NAIEVTE!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEE IT, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:P

I do hear that Wesker went shirtless, does he have at least have a decent pair of tits?

I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR WISDOM BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE.

...Dude, he didn't actually get shirtless, so disappointing.