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suckmy12inchIT'S A SEXY MEME TYPE THING.IT BROKE MY HEAD.
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Albert Wesker
2. Chris Redfield
3. Jill Valentine
4. Excella Gionne
5. Rebecca Chambers
6. Leon S. Kennedy
7. Claire Redfield
8. Steve Burnside
9. William Birkin
10. Ada Wong
11. Ashley Graham
12. Ricardo Irving
Does 10 (Ada) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
OH. AHAH. Both :| voyeur because she's a spy, and follows Leon and all and my logic is reasonable, shut up. Exhibitionist because there is no other reason to wear that red dress.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Ashley) most likely bottom to?
Everyone. Everyone.
Would you rather do 3 (Jill) or 5 (Rebecca)?
...Oh, er. Jill. S-Sorry, Rebecca...?
Which of 4 (Excella) and 1 (Wesker) would you rather have do you?
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff as if this needs answering. WESKER, LOLDUHthough i wouldn't say no to both but
12 (Irving) and 2 (Chris) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
.......................................................................I fail at sexy dialogue as it is and this is just. (I'll come back to this one.) I came back to it and I still just don't even.
Irving: I'll show ya a real FIYAHWORK SHOW!
Chris: Keep it down, Jill is out there and she will kill me.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Ashley)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would NOT PAY, but I have seen them and they are easy to find because lol internet :|
Where are 5 (Rebecca) and 9 (Birkin) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA okay sorry. In Birkin's lab for [many many reasons involving kidnap and stuff and shut up]. ...Excella or Ashley would write a trashy novel. Excella to troll them :|a
A reliable source reckons in the room to mix chemicals in Spencer's mansion and that Irving would write it.
When 12 (Irving) masturbates, he thinks about...
...Gay fish.
What is 11 (Ashley)'s favorite sex toy?
...Idk man. Some small non-penetrative vibrator?
Come up with a title for a 12/(Irving)7(Claire)/1(Wesker) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
...Uh. Wow. It would be called 'What Am I Reading' and I would read it because of trainwreck syndrome and I would not write it and as for warnings, it would have to warn for possibly causing nightmares and permanent trauma.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Chris) or 6 (Leon)?
OH WOW I like this question. Leon.
If 11 (Ashley) and 3 (Jill) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
...Jill, you can do so much better. But. Um. Ashley? And Jill would break her neck with her thighs - okay she probably wouldn't but it'd be awesome.
As a birthday present, 7(Claire)'s longtime lover 5 (Rebecca) offers to do whatever 7 (Claire) wants in bed. What's 7 (Claire)'s secret birthday wish?
...I'm hardly the go-to on Claire, lmfaowesker's unbelievable hardon OKAY NO SERIOUSLY. I guess if it's with Rebecca, maybe Claire'd want Becky to dominate her or... something... I don't KNOW.
Choose a food item for 4(Excella) and 12(Irving) to use together.
oh my secret otp as of now HMMMM. A really expensive fish. (I have a thing about Irving and fish, if you couldn't tell.)
8 (Steve) and 4 (Excella) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
EXCELLA. SO. MUCH.
Which fetish is 9 (Birkin) least likely to indulge?
...Oh, that's a good one. ...Furries? I.D.K.
What would 5 (Rebecca) do if he/she had 8 (Steve) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Apply medical attention to him MWAHAHAHA.
What would 10 (Ada) and 4 (Excella) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...Ada'd make fun of Excella's accent while they're in bed but would concede that she gives as good as she gets. Or something. And Excella'd be all "oh she's passable" but actually really enjoy sleeping with her......?
10 (Ada) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Birkin) Where is it? What does it say?
Wow. Er. LMFAO OKAY THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE AND NOT EVEN IC OR WHATEVER BUT I JUST HAD THE WORST IDEA: small of her back. It would say "Inject Below".
Imagine that 2(Chris) writes an erotic 11/6(Ashley/Leon) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
OH THIS IS PERFECT.
"The President's daughter finally convinces her knight in shining armour, Mr Kennedy, to spend a little overtime with her."
If 2(Chris) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Steve) react?
...It'd be hella awkward and Steve would quickly, VERY QUICKLY, promise never ever to tell Claire about it.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
Birkin and Wesker are having a quickie in a broom closet when Steve walks in on them. Naturally enough, Steve joins in, first paging Jill, who's in the middle of fucking Rebecca into the mattress. Jill abandons Rebecca on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Rebecca, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Excella attempts to rescue her. But Rebecca will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Ada is one of her regular clients.
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Albert Wesker
2. Chris Redfield
3. Jill Valentine
4. Excella Gionne
5. Rebecca Chambers
6. Leon S. Kennedy
7. Claire Redfield
8. Steve Burnside
9. William Birkin
10. Ada Wong
11. Ashley Graham
12. Ricardo Irving
Does 10 (Ada) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
OH. AHAH. Both :| voyeur because she's a spy, and follows Leon and all and my logic is reasonable, shut up. Exhibitionist because there is no other reason to wear that red dress.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Ashley) most likely bottom to?
Everyone. Everyone.
Would you rather do 3 (Jill) or 5 (Rebecca)?
...Oh, er. Jill. S-Sorry, Rebecca...?
Which of 4 (Excella) and 1 (Wesker) would you rather have do you?
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff as if this needs answering. WESKER, LOLDUH
12 (Irving) and 2 (Chris) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
.......................................................................I fail at sexy dialogue as it is and this is just. (I'll come back to this one.) I came back to it and I still just don't even.
Irving: I'll show ya a real FIYAHWORK SHOW!
Chris: Keep it down, Jill is out there and she will kill me.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Ashley)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would NOT PAY, but I have seen them and they are easy to find because lol internet :|
Where are 5 (Rebecca) and 9 (Birkin) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA okay sorry. In Birkin's lab for [many many reasons involving kidnap and stuff and shut up]. ...Excella or Ashley would write a trashy novel. Excella to troll them :|a
A reliable source reckons in the room to mix chemicals in Spencer's mansion and that Irving would write it.
When 12 (Irving) masturbates, he thinks about...
...Gay fish.
What is 11 (Ashley)'s favorite sex toy?
...Idk man. Some small non-penetrative vibrator?
Come up with a title for a 12/(Irving)7(Claire)/1(Wesker) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
...Uh. Wow. It would be called 'What Am I Reading' and I would read it because of trainwreck syndrome and I would not write it and as for warnings, it would have to warn for possibly causing nightmares and permanent trauma.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Chris) or 6 (Leon)?
OH WOW I like this question. Leon.
If 11 (Ashley) and 3 (Jill) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
...Jill, you can do so much better. But. Um. Ashley? And Jill would break her neck with her thighs - okay she probably wouldn't but it'd be awesome.
As a birthday present, 7(Claire)'s longtime lover 5 (Rebecca) offers to do whatever 7 (Claire) wants in bed. What's 7 (Claire)'s secret birthday wish?
...I'm hardly the go-to on Claire, lmfao
Choose a food item for 4(Excella) and 12(Irving) to use together.
8 (Steve) and 4 (Excella) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
EXCELLA. SO. MUCH.
Which fetish is 9 (Birkin) least likely to indulge?
...Oh, that's a good one. ...Furries? I.D.K.
What would 5 (Rebecca) do if he/she had 8 (Steve) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Apply medical attention to him MWAHAHAHA.
What would 10 (Ada) and 4 (Excella) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...Ada'd make fun of Excella's accent while they're in bed but would concede that she gives as good as she gets. Or something. And Excella'd be all "oh she's passable" but actually really enjoy sleeping with her......?
10 (Ada) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Birkin) Where is it? What does it say?
Wow. Er. LMFAO OKAY THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE AND NOT EVEN IC OR WHATEVER BUT I JUST HAD THE WORST IDEA: small of her back. It would say "Inject Below".
Imagine that 2(Chris) writes an erotic 11/6(Ashley/Leon) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
OH THIS IS PERFECT.
"The President's daughter finally convinces her knight in shining armour, Mr Kennedy, to spend a little overtime with her."
If 2(Chris) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Steve) react?
...It'd be hella awkward and Steve would quickly, VERY QUICKLY, promise never ever to tell Claire about it.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
Birkin and Wesker are having a quickie in a broom closet when Steve walks in on them. Naturally enough, Steve joins in, first paging Jill, who's in the middle of fucking Rebecca into the mattress. Jill abandons Rebecca on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Rebecca, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Excella attempts to rescue her. But Rebecca will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Ada is one of her regular clients.